okay here is an update:

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the end.

just kidding.
hokay so...today was a thursday WHICH MEANS THAT i have 2 hours of english lit with miss rice who is (hands down) my fave teacher. then a free hour. then another 2 hours of english grammer (type deal) with mark ebony who is (hands down) the biggest asshole i have ever met, i then have 2 hours of CAS which is like clubs type thing normally i do yearbook BUT
tomorrow we have a field trip and we normally get out of school on mon/fri at one but since tomorrow we have a field trip we dont get out til 19:00 (figure it out i've had to for the last three months) so today we were allowed to leave early BUT i didn't feel like it because I have a guitar lesson at 4 right by the school so there was really no use. so i helped monica with her english and she helped me with her italian.

during english lit it was enjoyable as usual. i really like miss rice because
a) she is american so her english is actually better than mine and that is comforting in a teacher.
b) she is very like liberal and open minded.
c) she is a hell of a teacher.

so we read this edgar allen poe story and we are going to start Lord of the Flies soon. i haven't read that which is fantastic. for my outside reading (i need to do outside reading books and then do reports on them for more credit because i need more credits because whatever i just do) i am reading Jack Kerouac's On The Road, which, if i do say so myself, is a fantastic read.

then during my free period i needed to find my math teacher to give her my trig homework. i get outside work because i did this math in 5th grade and i don't want to be ultra behind when i get back. but first i really had to go to the bathroom. so i was walking to the bathroom and i saw her in the library so i made a mental note of that. so la dee dah i went to the bathroom and i go back to talk to her but she's gone! hm..i think, i'll go on a search. (the floor of IBO is like tiny). so then i walk to the other end of the hall and she is not there, then i check in the office and she is not there, then i go back to the library and she is not there, so then i go to the bathroom and she is not there. so i sat down in the middle of the hallway so i could keep a watch on everything.
after about 10 minutes I finally saw the elusive math teacher and gave her my homework. mission accomplished. nice.

so then during my english grammer (kind of) which i have playfully dubbed my two hours of hell, was hellish. honestly, last ring of Dante's Inferno hellish. boo. so this guy is from england. he is such a fucking asshole. he asks these questions that i barely know the goddamned answers to.
like what are the 4 circumstances that you use "if."
1) fact (if you add 2 plus 2 you get 4)
2) possibility
3) improbable/hypothetical
4) regret/lucky escape
i mean, who the fuck knows that. like, i know WHEN to use if but not like i dont know its just...hi, when you grow up speaking english you never fucking think about it. so anyways i wasnt there thursday last week and he asked me a question today about what we did last week and i told him i wasnt there and he goes with his horrible asshole sneer "so what?" i go "so i don't know what we did" and he goes "you speak english, correct?" and a few people laughed and were like "obviamente" and i was like "yes, i grew up in america, which is an english speaking country" and he goes "then how do you not know this...maybe you don't belong in the advanced english class" so i go "i know when i should pronounce the "ed" in a pass tense verb (we were dsicussing when you shoudl pronounce the ed i.e. decided, when it should be like a d i.e. buzzed and when it should be like a t i.e. jumped) but i don't know the rule, i'm sorry, i never thought about it" and he's like "well maybe your english isn't all that amazing" and i just shut up because i know when i can beat someone at the own game and i knew that i shouldnt because i dont want to get in trouble. and hes just so mean to everyone. like if one person makes a mistake he YELLS at them and is like "your an idiot, you should be in lower english class." god, i hate him.

then i had my guitar lesson yadda yadda yadda

now i am talking to alex geada who i miss bundles. she is hi-fucking-larious. we are having a pretty silly convo right now. its a shame we don't speak more often and we will have to correct that crime to humanity. sorry your not liking hs, al, its just because you don't have me and ariel there to keep you company in adv. i'm also not there to keep you up to date on the latest liberal rantings, or teach you about jewish holidays. i'm glad to hear your keeping your pimping hand strong, playa. also, thanks for telling about all this new fanangled american slang, i'm going to steal it to show italians how cool americans really are.
it is now also official that jan 2 is INTERnational alex geada and hannah snitzer day. me and her will be spending it together and you can celebrate it by scooping out some hotties, running from the fuzz, and all things amazing which me and her will obvi be doing as well.
so i love her and her funniness and i hope your hooking up with boys like ITS NOBODY'S BUINESS (yeah, thats some of MY slang for YOU).
also, screw that austrian bitch moobs are dis-gus-ting.


um they also have west wing starting nov 2 here on fox. the second season. but still...

i told you this would be an update.

NO MORE THUGS, NO MORE DRUGS
hahahaha

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